They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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