I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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