But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I could fuck to npr.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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