He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
My friends, they love my intelligence
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
