Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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