Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I need moral support for this bender
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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