So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
