He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
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