PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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