he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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