Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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