Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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