TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
Randomize
