Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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