I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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