you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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