Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
A bitchslap is in order.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Randomize
