Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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