hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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