Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
This is my life. Enjoy the view
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I just sucked dick on a ferry
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
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