Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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