your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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