I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
Randomize
