you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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