Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
whose parrot is this?
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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