Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
His nipple licking is glorious
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
Randomize
