sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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