Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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