I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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