I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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