so explain again why im purple
no
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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