quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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