I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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