My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
We were destined to go to rehab together
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
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