need another drink. this is the easiest way
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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