we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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