Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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