OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
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