the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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