i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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