Do vagina's smell?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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