i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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