Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
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