i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
