Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
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