jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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