What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Randomize
