i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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