The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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