That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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