party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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